Mystery Hole II: The Reckoning.

Well, a while ago I wrote about a giant mystery hole in the middle of the road. Today it was finally dreary and rainy enough to take a picture that might suitably capture the cryptic menace of the thing, but then it got all sunny again, so whatever, I took pictures anyway.




They’re not very good photos, but I was lucky to get even those, because as I was on the roof taking pictures, I was suddenly surrounded by heavily-armed helicopter ninjas on ropes who were like “seize him!” and I was like “bring it, ninjas, I’m going to show the people the truth” and they were like “the truth? you can’t handle the truth!” and then my camera was destroyed in the ensuing melee so that’s all I’ve got.


Is it a missile silo? A hole to China? Filled with candy and/or molten lava? I don’t know, because even from the roof I couldn’t see the bottom. So obviously the only thing left to do is to climb over the barrier at night and snoop around with a flashlight. Watch this space.